david's wisdom

Bro Megido Chen: Concrete Jungle's what dreams are made of
Bro Megido Chen: There nothing you can't do
Bro Megido Chen: something about New York
Bro Megido Chen: these streets will make you feel brand new
Nicole: no
Bro Megido Chen: these lights will inspire you
Bro Megido Chen: may not be exact words
Bro Megido Chen: because I'm just waiting for the bacon pancake
Bro Megido Chen: please get this song out of my head

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everysongaday:

THE BRYAN FERRY ORCHESTRA - Young And Beautiful

cocktavia:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

1. Farquaad
2. Farquaad II
3. Farquaad III
4. Farquaad IV
5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

im lAUGHING SO HaRD I STRATED DROOLING???????/??/?

samonsterx said: anon nicole can lift me up - i wouldnt be able to lift me up

I CAN FUCKIN LIFT DAVID UP AND HES GIGANTIC

mathjargon said: Clearly if you’re fit you should have a BMI of precisely 18.05 like all those models. FITSPIRATION!!!!!

everyone who has a BMI of under 18.05 must stop being fit and active and begin a lifestyle of a true Fat Person starting immediately

laughs so hard

im sorry guys ive disappointed this anon

im too fat to be this fit

i must either stop being fit or stop being fat

because i obviously cant be both at the same time

k-alifornialove:

Want to get fit? DO THIS every morning.

• next time you want a cookie, eat a fruit.
• need some chocolate? switch to dark, its way healthier!

small changes make a huge difference, you can do it!

um

im not sure if many people know this but if you do that entire routine 3 times every morning youre going to fucking die

especially if you want to GET FIT i would do this routine maybe once every other morning and im already trained for ultimate frisbee and dance

if you are inactive and you want to get fit, id suggest you try this routine every other day except take each number of things and divide it by three. every 2 weeks, add another third until you have the full routine! you wanna make it a gradual challenge, not a 30 day body buster that will make you unbelievably tired every day.

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

You know what, this is actually fucking genius.

(Source: fuckyeahtattoos)